Midagon Engine

Midagon Engine is a universally connected metaphysical solutions generator employed in ventures designed to enhance and streamline operations. The Engine suctions up the substantiality of the cosmos and the enterprise (knowledge, ideas, functions, dynamics, energy, wisdom and experience) and refines these into relevant data and new approaches in support of decision-making. The Midagon Engine is capable of generating solutions to technical, business-related and interactional questions. Nearly all systems and business environments are supported platforms for the Engine.

Operating principle

• The solutions generator is attached to the organization or a part thereof.

• Through one nozzle, the Engine then suctions up the substantiality of the organization and through another, the substantiality of the entire cosmos.

• Matter irrelevant to the project/target at hand is filtered out by the DZG filter. The remaining material is left to percolate into the data composting unit, where it releases information methane. The methane is then conducted into the reactor and utilized for power.

• The energy arising in the information methane reactor is converted into psychokinetic rotational motion stored in the flywheel. The flywheel in turn is synchronized to the rotation of the Milky Way, from which the Engine can also draw power when necessary.

• The substantiality admitted by the DZG filter is forwarded to the information centrifuge for the separation of essential (weighty) data from non-essential (lightweight) fluff.

• The essential data – or essence – is conducted to the pressurization chamber for pressure tolerance testing.

• Vibration sensors are used to monitor the temperature of the essence. Overheated essence is passed through the cooling unit, while petrified and slow elements are lubricated and heated or, if necessary, eliminated.

• The various stages of the process are subjected to observation through the 68-terapixel specs featuring a two-way facility: they allow the examination of the process in four dimensions while telepathically incorporating the observations and insights of the examiners into the process.

• The essence of the enterprise undergoing the process is directed to the organizational container, the essence of the cosmos to the universal container. The two spaces are then cross-correlated in a frictionless, pressure-free environment to enable the correct elements to naturally seek out each other. This gives rise to extremely creative, measurable and productive solutions.

• The solution is injected into the organization in a readily assimilated and real world-oriented form. The correct dosage for administration is determined in proportion to the size, complexity and other qualities of the organization in question.

Features

• Two DZG filters equipped with automatic cell scanners

• Data composting unit

• Information methane reactor

• 86 kHz information centrifuge

• 68 terapixel two-way 4D specs

• Flywheel synchronized to the rotation of the Milky Way

• MDG OS 9.06

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